Mini-Review: Psyhonauts

8 02 2010

Astronauts, cosmonauts, terranauts… but psyhonauts, what’s that? As a Psyhonauts you explore peoples minds and use all kind of mind control. And for Razputin, a young Psyhonauts trainee you are at the Psychnauts official training camp. But something is strange in the camp, kids brains are missing and teachers vanish and acting strange. And its up to Razputin to go to the bottom of this strange phenomenal. 

Psyconauts are a classic platform-arcade game but Let us first get one thing straight, Psychonauts on PC is a horrible console port. The controls are bad and the camera view is even worse.

Psyconauts have great game design, all minds are different from each other and reflex the persons mind character. The enemies are a persons inner enemies that you have to battle. All stages have an end boss, often you have to be clever to find the way how to defeat the boss. Truth be told im stuck in the game, not because i cant defeat a boss but i need a gadget to remove something from a door to proceed. And to get this gadget i need 800 arrowheads (currency in Psyhonauts) and now i need to grind  for money, and grinding are NOT a part of the platform genre, you grind in MMO ffs! And i don’t want to spend 1-2 hours just to find money to buy this stupid thingy. I want to continue the game but i haven’t the patients to grind for money.

Since Psyconauts are for the last generations game console (Xbox, PS2) the graphic is outdated, but still this is a game full with fantasy and its fun to see when games are different from the masses. I give this game an Avrage-tag, horrible controls, grinding and camera view makes the downfall for the game. Especially this type of game you need good controls and camera view to fully enjoy the games.

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Comming soon

5 02 2010

I have been playing “Psychonauts” and the demo to “Bad Company 2”. I will write an mini-review of Psyhonauts soon.

As you may have already read my PC is PoS and i cant play Bad Company 2 on PC. So today i have traded in two games for Bad Company 2 to PS3. There is a demo to Bad Company 2 and first i thought it was a single player demo, but it is a MP demo and im playing that.

So stay tune and more will come soon :D





Times like this i hate my computer

29 01 2010

The PC beta for Bad Company 2 have started. I have a key and i have tried the beta. Unfortunately my PC is a piece of shit. I get around 15-20 fps and that’s way to low for an FPS MP game (with settings basically on low). You cant play with others where your skill and survivable lays on smooth gameplay with zero lag. So my computer cant deliver a smooth gameplay for Bad Company 2. I need better CPU and more RAM, and slighter better GPU.    

I never thought i would ever get a better gameplay on a console but in this case my PS3 deliver a whole a lot better framerate, and that means smoother gameplay. And with a smooth gameplay i can enjoy the game.

Damn my PoS computer : ( 





Im Speechless

24 01 2010

My blog is turning into some kind of triangle drama. Latest search someone did which lead them to 8bitpixel.

”what are the consequences of having a kid with morrigan while i’m with lilian in dragon age origins”





DAO – DLC – Achievements sex

22 01 2010

Have soon completed Dragon Age for the forth time. I want to buy the DLC but they are pretty expensive, yes they are. For 5 Euros you get to access to a small map with maybe some cool armor. But if all small areas in the full game would cost 5 Euros, then the retail price for Dragon Age would be around…  75 Euros. No! The DLC should not cost more then 2 Euros. Going to wait for the real expansion instead. In the meantime i trying to bed all my companions to get achievements, working on Liliana now, tried Wynne last time but she seems impossible to bed? Why, i don’t know. Maybe because she’s to old and the game developers don’t like when old people have sex?





Search engine fail

19 01 2010

So what do the random people who by “accident” visit my blog search for?

realsex





New video is up!

18 01 2010

Since i didn’t found the immoral ending in Dragon Age: Origins ends on YouTube, i decided to make a third character to complete the game, but this time with all the immoral end. I recorded the end text and posted the video on YouTube. This time i used Windows Movie Makes and it really sucks… like PowerPoint with movies :S

Anyhow you can find the video here<—

WARNING: THE VIDEO CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS!





Why Dragon Age rocks!

16 01 2010

daoserch

YouTube, fuck ye!





CoC Update

13 01 2010

I have updated Choice of Computer. This time i chose the parts from Inet and not Dustin.

Total cost – 1509$ or 1042 euros.





<3 Spotify

11 01 2010

This is way i like Spotify. The soundtrack to the best RPG game for the last five years are avaible on Spotify. 

lovespotify